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[ Eerie music playing ]

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[ Muffled ] Help me.

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Help me!

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What's she saying?

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Well, if it's the B.J.
from last night,

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she's probably saying,
"Hump me, hump me."

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Right, Dump?

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[ Shouts indistinctly ]

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I am not B.J., idiots!

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So I suppose you're
the missing girl, then?

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No. I'm her mother.

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You're B.J.'s mom?

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Oh my God, no.
I'm her sister.

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I'm gonna say something
that I don't say a lot.

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I'm confused.

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All right, when I was --

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I was trying to get
B.J. off the stage,

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and I guess she tripped me,
and I fell and I hit my head.

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And the next thing I know,
I'm here.

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Dump: Mm, nice try.

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I hear that's how
she met Claude.

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-Mm-hmm.
-Yep.

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[ Metal bangs ]

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Shh, shh, shh, shh.

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[ Whispering ] Listen.

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[ Wood creaks ]

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[ Exhales sharply ]

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[ Whispering ]
What then?

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What?
Do it again.

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[ Wood creaks ]

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[ Gunshot ]

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[ Table clatters ]

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[ Gunshot ][ Screams ]

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What is happening?!

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[ Groan ]

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Aaaah!

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[ Gunshot ]

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Man: Oof.

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[ Groaning continues ]

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[ Gun thuds ]

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Did they hurt you?

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What?

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Did they hurt you?

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No.
Did you kill them?

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No, no.

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Th-This is a bean-bag gun.
They're fine.

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Which is better'n me.

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I'm pretty sure I broken
all the bones in my feet.

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[ Groans ]
Oh.

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This is why I shouldn't
be a hero.

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Ow.

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Can you help me,
please?

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Hey, you know I'm Robin
and not B.J., right?

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Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
[ Scoffs ]

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What kind of man doesn't
recognize his own wife?

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 Yeah, I'm a country chick

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I don't know what's
gotten into you,

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but I love it.

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You've got some strong bones.
Especially this one.

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[ Chuckles ]
What?

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[ Laughs ]

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 Give a lick

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 I'm a down and dirty
country chick 

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 Somewhere between
the mountains 

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 There is a place
I'm thinkin' 

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[ Distorted music plays ]

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I can't believe you convinced me
to stop in Cortland.

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It's only a half hour
to Syracuse.

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Let's just go back to my mom's
and wait for Delilah.

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The boy just texted.
He's on the lookout, okay?

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Don't worry about that.

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Did I leave my phone
in the car?

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-Hey, forget it. Forget it.
-Wh-- What?

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Forget about that.

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I want fun Nate tonight.

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Okay, it's 11:00
in the morning.

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I know, but I want the Nate
I was promised.

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I want the Nate
who is into me.

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Ya heard?

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I can't hear anything

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with your tongue in my ear.[ Sighs ]

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[ Gasps ]
Free sangria?

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Yeah.
I'm not drinking.

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Clearly youare.
Are you still drunk?

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Mm-hmm.[ Glass thuds ]

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Oh, hey,
let's do something fun

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we've never done before,
like coke.

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You've done coke.

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Yeah, but wehaven't
done coke.

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What are you talking about?
We did coke the day we met.

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Okay, well,
sometimes it's fun

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to do something
we've already done,

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in a different context.

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Yeah, okay,
but I'm too old

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to develop a cocaine habit,
all right?

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I've already got
post-nasal drip without it.

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Let's go check in.

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[ Clears throat ]

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Hey. How are you?
Uh...

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Welcome the Sweet Suites
by Swift Stay.

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[ Dinging bell ]Okay.

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Uh, we just made a reservation
for Parker-jer.

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Remember that?Nope.

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Okay, I have a Parker Jr.
Is that it?

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Yeah.
And we're gonna need

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a room with thick walls
and a sturdy bed.

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And I don't care
how clean the comforter is.

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Because
I like it dirty.

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I'm sorry, ma'am,
but all of our comforters

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are eyeballed for freshness
on a biannual basis.

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-Cool.
-Ew.

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Okay. Unfortunately,
it looks like

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your room
isn't quite ready yet.

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Boo! You suck.Shh!

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But if you're looking
for a little "wayward" fun,

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just head outside, and just
across the way, there's a --

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Back alley
we can [bleep] in?What?

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I was gonna say
gentleman's club.

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Ohh!
Exotic dancers.

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Yeah,
let's do that.

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We've never
done that before.

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We havedone that.

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That's...

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She's...

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Guaranteed check-in
by noon.

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I'm a bronze member.

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[ Burlesque music plays ]

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B.J.: Oh, God!

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I bet that smell
is making you so wet.

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What? The smell of Pine-Sol
and broken dreams?

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Not really.

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Whoo!
Turn it up!

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Podcast Host
The Constitution is
a living, breathing document.

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It has fluidity.

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Podcast Host
Just like gender --

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it can and should change.

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Change is a good thing.

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I was laying in bed
with my dog Partisan Hack

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and thinking, "Zie changed.
Why can't the Constitution?"

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It's called
document privilege.

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It's a privileged
white paper

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written on
by privileged white men...

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You guys like this podcast,
too, huh?

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They used to be cater waiters
in the Obama administration,

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so they really know
what they're talking about.

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You closed?Nope.

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Okay, this is sad.
Let's go.

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Hey, you know
what's sad?

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You got a tight broad

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and you force her
to come to this dump.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I just want to be
at home waiting for Delilah.

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All right, hey, man,
why don't we put

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this whole "my daughter's
missing thing" on hold

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for just, like, a day
and loosen up?

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Just a day!

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Why don't you
line us up

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some whas-up whas-up
shots, girl?

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Yeah!
That's what I'm talkin' about!

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You know it!

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Mm! Mm!
Mm! Mm!

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Whatever.

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God, I haven't had a drink
in over a year.[ Shot glass thuds ]

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Oh, my God.I just feel like --

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Wha...[ Shot glass thuds ]

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I didn't say
I wasn't gonna drink.

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Let's get some titties
up on that stage!

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Where them girls at?

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Most of the dancers
are on lunch.

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Oh. Well, I guess
I have to do it myself.

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[ Smack ]
What?

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What are you doing?

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Oh, my God,
I love her.

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Yeah,
I don't really know her.

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 Yeah, yeah, yeah 

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Mandy: Please welcome
to the stage --

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Give it up for...

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What's your name?

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B.J.

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...B.J.!

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Why would you call yourself
your sister's name?

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Nobody uses their real name.
You gotta use a handle.

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 Daisy Duke short shorts

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Use Destiny.

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 Peel 'em off right

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Ooh, mountain climbers.
There ya go.

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Yeah, girl.

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Yeah. All right.

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 Everything about me
just feels so right

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Make it rain.

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I've only got change.
Do it!

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[ Coins clinking ]

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 You better get hard
'cause it's time to...

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It's more like hail.

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[ Women cheer ]

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People callin' me a ho

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 I don't give a lick,
ridin' all them hicks 

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No. Pull up.

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You're gonna rip
your taint wide open.

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Mn! Mn! Mn! Mn!

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Yeah!
Twerk it, girl!

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Good choice.

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Here -- Ohh! Jesus![ Woman shrieks ]

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Ohh!

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Sparks are flyin'.

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Geez. I've got glass
all over me.

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Jealous?
Of what?

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These bitches.

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Don't call them that.
That's so reductive.

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They like it.No, they don't.

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Together: We do.

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 I'm crazy with the guns
and a bloody dead stag

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[ Women cheer ]

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Careful.
What are you --

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[ Glass shatters, women cheer ]

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Eugh.
You all right?

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 That burnin' feeling means
you caught my clap 

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Ohh.

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Babe, just sit down
and take it off.

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Oh!
Jesus Christ!

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Yeah.
God.

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Put your shoe back on.

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Nah!
I'm taking clothes off,

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not putting them on.

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That's how strippin' works,
ya dumbshit.

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Woman: Whoo!

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Baby, seriously.

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Oh![ Women cheer ]

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Holy shit!
You okay?

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[ Groans ]
Was it sexy?

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Up until the fall,
yeah, sure.
Ah, good.

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I think we might need
to get you to a hospital.

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[ Sparks crackle ]

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Whoo!

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[ Keyboard clacking ]

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[ Indistinct conversation ]

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B.J.'s not answering.

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Uh, what's, uh --
What's Nate's number?

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I don't know.

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How do you
not know that?

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Because when I want
to call Nate,

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I press the button on the phone
that says "Call Nate."

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And B.J. stole my phone.

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Well, you're better off
without a cellphone, anyway.

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Now you're not being tracked
by the Silicon Nerd Cabal.

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Or NSA.Of the CIA.

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Or Air Force.Space Force.

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Or you know who.

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Who?

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-Obama.
-Obama.

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Oh.Salam Malakum, Barack.

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Hope you're enjoyin'
what you're seein'.

266
00:07:58,201 --> 00:07:59,306
Claude: Hold up.

267
00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:00,618
You mean to tell me

268
00:08:00,652 --> 00:08:02,171
your husband's not worth
the brain space

269
00:08:02,205 --> 00:08:04,069
to remember nine digits?

270
00:08:04,104 --> 00:08:06,140
I mean, no wonder he left you
for mywife.

271
00:08:06,175 --> 00:08:07,141
All right, all right.

272
00:08:07,176 --> 00:08:08,867
What's his middle name?

273
00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:11,076
Oh, um, I want
to say it's Paul.

274
00:08:11,111 --> 00:08:14,597
But...I -- It could
very easily be William.

275
00:08:14,632 --> 00:08:15,736
Give me his birth date.

276
00:08:15,771 --> 00:08:19,153
'70-- It's '70...

277
00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:20,016
How old is he?

278
00:08:20,051 --> 00:08:21,742
40...

279
00:08:21,777 --> 00:08:22,571
I don't know.

280
00:08:22,605 --> 00:08:23,744
What doyou know
about him?

281
00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:24,745
Credit-card number?

282
00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:27,748
375489432100.

283
00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:31,718
Expiration 7/22.
Security 673.

284
00:08:33,651 --> 00:08:35,307
What? Guys, somebody has to
buy the groceries.

285
00:08:35,342 --> 00:08:38,310
Found him.
Nathan P. Parker Junior.

286
00:08:38,345 --> 00:08:39,795
Yes!
I knew it was Paul!

287
00:08:39,829 --> 00:08:43,315
Uh, looks like he made
a reservation at, uh,

288
00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:45,179
Sweet Suites
by Swift Stay.

289
00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:47,181
[ Bells dinging ]Okay, stop. Stop.

290
00:08:47,216 --> 00:08:49,218
I am so sorry,
Mr. and Mrs. Parker Jr.,

291
00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,495
but the room
still isn't ready yet.

292
00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,878
Okay, I've had enough of this.
I'm not paying for my valet.

293
00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:55,293
I'm taking some shampoo
and some conditioner,

294
00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,052
and we're going back
to my mom's.

295
00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:57,606
Let's go.But I can offer you

296
00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,021
a complimentary
spa voucher,

297
00:08:59,055 --> 00:09:00,954
featuring our signature
Catskill mud bath.

298
00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,956
Ooh, yeah.
Let's get dirty.

299
00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:04,164
Haven't you had enough?Give me another one.

300
00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:05,614
Um, it's really
just one per --

301
00:09:05,648 --> 00:09:07,892
Let's go.

302
00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:10,239
There's nothing famous
about Catskill mud.

303
00:09:10,273 --> 00:09:13,173
Actually, there is.

304
00:09:13,207 --> 00:09:14,070
[ Scoffs ]

305
00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:15,762
You should've taken
the mouth wash.

306
00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:18,040
[ Zen music playing ]

307
00:09:18,074 --> 00:09:20,180
If you two aren't
feeling romantic now,

308
00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:22,044
you will after this.

309
00:09:22,078 --> 00:09:25,047
Now, if you'd like to disrobe
behind our modesty curtain.

310
00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:28,188
Yeah, no, who needs that.
Let's let it fly!

311
00:09:28,222 --> 00:09:29,638
[ Laughs ]Let's go.
Let's get this goin'.

312
00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:31,294
Let's get this off.Stop! Stop! Stop!

313
00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:33,089
What, are you gay?
My shit is tight.

314
00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:34,159
What's wrong with you?

315
00:09:34,194 --> 00:09:36,368
I just don't want
anyone to see.

316
00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:38,681
Who's gonna see?
The place is empty.

317
00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:41,166


318
00:09:41,201 --> 00:09:42,616
Oh, it's like
I'm not even here.

319
00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:43,306
Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]

320
00:09:43,341 --> 00:09:45,895
But you are.
So...

321
00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:48,311


322
00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:49,312
Babe,
what are you...?

323
00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:52,833
Wow, that istight.
Look at that.

324
00:09:52,868 --> 00:09:54,904
Yeah,
look at that.

325
00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:58,632
You're still here.
And...undressing yourself.

326
00:09:58,667 --> 00:09:59,771
Oh.

327
00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:02,118
Oh, maybe I read
the signals wrong.

328
00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:04,258
I thought
the three of us...

329
00:10:04,293 --> 00:10:07,779


330
00:10:07,814 --> 00:10:09,332
No. Thank you.

331
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,265
-Ok-- Okay.
-Yeah.

332
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,164
No problem.

333
00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:14,752
I can take a hint.

334
00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:16,754
I don't think
you can.

335
00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:18,894
[ Zen music playing ]

336
00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:22,207
[ Moans ]
This is nice.

337
00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:26,246
Oh, my God.
Mm.

338
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,178
Oh, that's nice.

339
00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:28,075
That's almost as nice

340
00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,768
as that western
Japanese town bath.

341
00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,045
Japan was great.

342
00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:34,254
What...are you
talking about?

343
00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:37,326
Japan was awful.
I'm talking about Alaska.

344
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,465
How can you not
remember that?

345
00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:40,467
It was only
two summers ago.

346
00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:42,987
I think it was probably
the last time we had sex.

347
00:10:43,021 --> 00:10:44,920
The last time you had sex
was two summers ago?

348
00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,473
Last time wehad sex.Last time we...

349
00:10:46,507 --> 00:10:48,855
Of course, I haven't even
seen you naked since Tibet.

350
00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:49,994
We were in that tent
with Jared.

351
00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:51,927
Oh, God,
that was so sexy.

352
00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:53,860
What?

353
00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:54,792
Did your boobs
get bigger?

354
00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:56,759
Maybe they're
just excited.

355
00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:57,898
Is that how boobs work?

356
00:10:57,933 --> 00:10:59,003
That's how
myboobs works.

357
00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:00,763
Maybe it's just 'cause
I haven't seen you in so long,

358
00:11:00,798 --> 00:11:01,971
but you seem like
a different person.

359
00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:04,491
Yeah, it's the
new-and-improved Robin.

360
00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:08,046
Old Robin was
such a bore, right?

361
00:11:08,081 --> 00:11:09,047
I wouldn't say that.

362
00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,255
Mm, you don't have to.
I did.

363
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,050
What else did we hate
about old Robin?

364
00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,776
Nothing, really.
I mean...

365
00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:16,917
Oh, come on.
Old Robin was bossy as shit.

366
00:11:16,952 --> 00:11:17,780
Not really.

367
00:11:17,815 --> 00:11:19,023
[ Echoing ] Yes, she was!
Say it!

368
00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:21,922
Old Robin
was bossy as shit!I guess sometimes, she --

369
00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:24,476
[ Normal voice ] She got
this awful "May I speak
to the manager?" haircut.

370
00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:25,236
It's not that bad.

371
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,271
I'm growing it out.Thank God.

372
00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:29,792
See? It feels so good
to shit on old Robin.

373
00:11:29,827 --> 00:11:31,207
It makes me horny.

374
00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:31,932
Look at this guy.

375
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,278
Ooh, it's so big
and thick.

376
00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:35,142
Why don't you stick that
in me right now.

377
00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:36,074
That's my ankle.

378
00:11:36,109 --> 00:11:37,904
Then what's that?
My calf.

379
00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:39,112
Why don't you
stick this in me.

380
00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:40,458
Not yet, you two.

381
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,770
Ah.
You're still here.

382
00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:42,771
The whole time.

383
00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:44,048
And I have to be honest.

384
00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:47,948
I can see that the two of you
are completely out of sync.

385
00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:51,089
You don't seem to know anything
about one another.

386
00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:52,263
Okay, we do.
All right?

387
00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:53,920
It's just been
a stressful yeah.

388
00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:55,784
Yeah,
with his job and all.

389
00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:57,337
What? I haven't had a job
in three years.

390
00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:59,201
Okay, you know what?
You need your bars run.

391
00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:01,479
It'll completely change
your whole energy field.

392
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,342
Okay, out you get.

393
00:12:02,376 --> 00:12:03,274
No, we're fine.

394
00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:05,345
"Fine" is not the F-word
I want to hear.

395
00:12:05,379 --> 00:12:08,072
[ Both laugh ]

396
00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:09,142
Okay, out, out, out.

397
00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:10,488
I'm getting
up and out.

398
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,524
-There we go.
-You kinda killed the mood.

399
00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:13,560
Yeah!

400
00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:15,804
Okay, you're going
to witness in me

401
00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:17,806
a complete lack
of embarrassment,

402
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,186
a lack of shame,

403
00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:22,189
an ownership
of my experience.

404
00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:25,986
And it binds two people
like nothing else.

405
00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:27,194
Here it comes.

406
00:12:27,229 --> 00:12:28,782
Here what comes?
Where is it?

407
00:12:28,817 --> 00:12:29,783
Oh --
What are you doing?!

408
00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:30,473
Ahh!

409
00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:31,405
It's called

410
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,200
reverse totem pole.What?

411
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:34,546
Now, I do have
crippling vertigo,

412
00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:36,203
so I can't stay up here
for too long.

413
00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:37,791
Then why would you
do this at all?

414
00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:39,482
Place your tongue
across my perineum.

415
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:42,416
It's the sexual DMZ
of erogenous zones.

416
00:12:42,451 --> 00:12:43,486
That sounds amazing.

417
00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:45,281
Now, once you've
engorged the area,

418
00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:48,353
let your tongue wander
over to heaven's doorbell.

419
00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:52,150
But God's not expecting company,
so you gotta ring.

420
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:55,015
Now, I like a predictable
rhythm.

421
00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,396
Have you ever been
in a drum circle?

422
00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,362
No.
Get down.

423
00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:59,502
I like
the African djembe beat.

424
00:12:59,537 --> 00:13:00,538
In threes.

425
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,333
Gak-ga-ga, gak-ga-ga,
gak-ga-ga.

426
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:03,334
Gak-ga-ga-ga-get down.

427
00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:04,197
Get down.
Get down.

428
00:13:04,231 --> 00:13:05,060
God!

429
00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,061
Oh!

430
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:07,338
Okay, Robin.
Your turn.

431
00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:08,339
-Okay.
-No.

432
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:09,271
Babe,
it's too slippery.

433
00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:11,066
Just stay there.
I'm gonna get a towel.

434
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,619
Just spread 'em
for stability.
What?

435
00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:14,345
Then I can better
get at your taint.

436
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:15,933
Okay,
here we go again.

437
00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:16,865
No, no, no --

438
00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:18,625
[ Bone cracks ][ Yells ]

439
00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:22,629
Ah-ha-aaaaaaaah!

440
00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:24,217
I knew
you were flexible.

441
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,081
I tore my taint!

442
00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:27,530
Ow!

443
00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:30,085
I ripped it
wide open!

444
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:31,120
[ Sobbing ] Ow!

445
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:34,365
[ Mellow guitar music playing ]

446
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:37,955


447
00:13:37,989 --> 00:13:39,266
Hey.

448
00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:40,647
Good afternoon,

449
00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:42,960
and welcome to the Sweet Suites
by Swiff Sway --

450
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:45,479
Swift Stay.
I apologize for that.

451
00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:46,998
That's the first time
I've ever mispronounced that.

452
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,275
Nate Parker.
What room is he in?

453
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,518
I'm sorry,
I'm not at liberty

454
00:13:49,552 --> 00:13:50,968
to give out
guest information.

455
00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:52,935
If you'd like to use
the courtesy phone

456
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,074
right over there,

457
00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:55,627
an operator may be happy
to assist you.

458
00:13:55,662 --> 00:14:00,425


459
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,220
[ Bang ]Oh, God.

460
00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:03,497
Sorry about that.

461
00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:04,636
Didn't mean to do that.

462
00:14:04,671 --> 00:14:08,226
[ Scooter beeping ]

463
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:10,228
[ Telephone ringing ]

464
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:15,233


465
00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,372
You gonna
answer that?

466
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:18,271
[ Ringing continues ]

467
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,963


468
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,033
Good afternoon.
Guest services.

469
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:23,000
How may
I direct your call?

470
00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,243
Yes, what room is
Nate Parker in, please?

471
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:25,795
One moment, please.

472
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,349
Give me Nate Parker!

473
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:29,661
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm on the phone.

474
00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:31,111


475
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:33,113
I apologize for
that outburst, ma'am.

476
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:34,701
So, it looks like
he hasn't checked in yet.

477
00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:36,358
May I be of service
with anything else?

478
00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:37,669
[ Receiver slams ]

479
00:14:37,704 --> 00:14:39,016
Oh, my God.

480
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:40,638
Why didn't you call
a hospital truck

481
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,641
when you were showering
and changing?

482
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,367
Oh, holy shit,

483
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:49,095
my anus is leaking
out of my asshole.

484
00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:50,648
[ Groans ]

485
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:55,239


486
00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:57,379
[ Distorted ]
You suck.

487
00:14:57,413 --> 00:15:00,520
[ Distorted ]
You bitch.

488
00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:03,109
-[ Normal voice ] No, no, no!
-Where you going?

489
00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:04,282
Parking garage.
Valet's gonna take too long.

490
00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:05,318
What?!

491
00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:06,250
[ Normal voice ]
Hey, get back in your truck

492
00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:07,665
and cut 'em off
at the parking garage.

493
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,562
Go. Go!

494
00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:11,151


495
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:15,362
They usually give out
free cookies here.

496
00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:18,434
Where all the cookies at?

497
00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:21,955
Hey, can I get
some free cookies?

498
00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:23,646
-Oh!
-Oh!

499
00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:25,234
[ Pans clatter ][ Groans ]

500
00:15:25,269 --> 00:15:26,442
Oh, my God,
I knew you guys --

501
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:27,650
[ Groans ]

502
00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:30,688
[ Screams ]Oh, shit!

503
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,379
We should put her
on the cart, too.

504
00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:35,106
[ Bernadette sobs ]

505
00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:38,109
[ Muffled ] All right,
now that I'm full,

506
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:40,974
time to go save B.J.
[ Chuckles ]

507
00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:43,114
[ Clunk ]Oh -- Agh.

508
00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:44,391
Well,
who put that there?

509
00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:46,980


510
00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:47,739
[ Moans ]

511
00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:48,982
Shit.
Where did we park?

512
00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:51,122
I told you.
We valeted.

513
00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,986
God, just get us
to a hospital.

514
00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:54,367


515
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:55,368
[ Groans ]

516
00:15:55,402 --> 00:15:56,162
-What?
-I'm just gonna...

517
00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:57,197
What do you want?Give me this.

518
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:59,406
Oh, yeah, yeah, I want
to have sex right now.

519
00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:01,512
Oh, I knew
you wanted to have sex.

520
00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:03,721


521
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,998
[ Door handle rattles ]

522
00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,794
Get him!
Get him!

523
00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,520
Get him!

524
00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:13,593


525
00:16:13,627 --> 00:16:15,043
Babe?
Babe, what are you doin'?

526
00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:16,251
Hey, what you --

527
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:17,562
[ Yelps ]

528
00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:20,117


529
00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:22,671
Oh, shit!
Ahh! Jesus!

530
00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:24,397
[ Whimpers ]

531
00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:25,812


532
00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:26,778
[ Mutters indistinctly ]

533
00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:28,470
I can't believe
we're gonna survive this.

534
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:30,817


535
00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,094
Oh, shit.
Go!

536
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:33,233
Out of the way!

537
00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:34,510
Out of the way!
Out of the way!

538
00:16:34,545 --> 00:16:36,236
[ Bang, metal creaks ]

539
00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:37,099
[ Both groan ]

540
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:37,789
Shit.

541
00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:38,652
Bernadette: Eugh.

542
00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:39,653
Agh!

543
00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:40,689
God.

544
00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:42,656
Ah, you okay?
Yeah.

545
00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:45,107
Oh, this is just like
that movie "Crash."

546
00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:47,109
We should totally
do it right now.

547
00:16:47,144 --> 00:16:48,593
What? No.
Get off of me.

548
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,733
[ Tires screech ]

549
00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:52,183
Aah!

550
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,253
Nate: Shit.

551
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,668
What is happening?!

552
00:16:54,703 --> 00:16:57,257
[ Panting ]

553
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:59,156
[ Groans ]

554
00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:01,537
Why are you here?Babe, are you okay?

555
00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:02,573
"Babe"?

556
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:04,264
Excuse me,
you crazy bitch.

557
00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:05,852
Excuse me,
you crazy bitch.

558
00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:06,715
[ Shotgun cocks ]

559
00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:08,337
-Ha-ha!
-Whoa! Whoa!

560
00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:09,442
What are you doing?!

561
00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:11,168
Gettin' our reward
for that B.J.

562
00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:13,687
Moron, B.J.'s standing
right beside you, okay?

563
00:17:13,722 --> 00:17:15,310
This is Robin.
Put the gun down.

564
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:18,244
Nate, look at me.
I am your wife.

565
00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:20,522
If she were me, she would know
that we're not married.

566
00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:23,387
And she would have also known
her life partner's phone number.

567
00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:24,250
And birthday.

568
00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:25,458
And his middle name.

569
00:17:25,492 --> 00:17:26,700
It's Paul.
I told you that.

570
00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:28,254
-It's Patrick.
-I knew that.

571
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:29,393
Shut up!
You did not!

572
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:30,601
Let me see
identification.

573
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,568
I don't have anything!
She took it all!

574
00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:33,845
She cut her hair.
She took my clothes.

575
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,846
She took everything.

576
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:37,435
Holy shit,
your sister is nuts.

577
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,574
Let's just
get out of here.

578
00:17:38,609 --> 00:17:40,680
Nate, look at me.

579
00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:41,577
Ask me anything.

580
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:42,820
We've been together
for a lifetime.

581
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,442
Ask me anything
only I would know.

582
00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:46,858
-When's your birthday?
-We're twins.

583
00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:49,413
I -- What's
your dad's name?

584
00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:51,553
We have the same dad!
What's with the idiot questions?

585
00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:53,727
I'm sorry,
my taint is broken, okay?

586
00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:56,144
This lady has
third-degree soup burns.

587
00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:58,111
These guys
are practically dead.

588
00:17:58,146 --> 00:17:59,664
Sorry I'm not thinking
too straight.

589
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:02,322
Nate, look at me.

590
00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:04,117
I love you so much.

591
00:18:04,152 --> 00:18:05,739
It's me. Robin.

592
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:08,156
Nate.

593
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:12,332


594
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:15,163
 Don't let us die

595
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:21,134
 Or live a lie forever

596
00:18:21,169 --> 00:18:23,723
 Forever

597
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:27,140
 And you can try

598
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:32,490
 But you'll never find
a love that's better 

599
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:35,562
 A love that's better

600
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:37,564
Shit.

601
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:40,257
I didn't sleep
with her.

602
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:40,947
I...

603
00:18:40,981 --> 00:18:41,948
[ Gunshot ]

604
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:43,605
-Ohh!
-Ooh.

605
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:45,262
Jesus Christ.

606
00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:47,540
What kind of man doesn't
recognize his own wife?

607
00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:48,955
You should be
ashamed of yourself.

608
00:18:48,989 --> 00:18:50,336
Yeah,
and just for the record,

609
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:52,821
this man has
better judgment than you.

610
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,167
Did you just kill her?

611
00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:55,617
No, she's fine.
He just bean-bagged her.

612
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:58,413
Yeah. Trust me.
She's done way worse to me.

613
00:18:58,447 --> 00:19:00,760
Hey, did she
cut my hair?

614
00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:02,900
Eugh! Shit!
Ooh!

615
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:03,797
Holy shit.

616
00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:06,835
That's your brain.
Put the flap down.

617
00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:08,423
No, d-- Agh!

618
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:09,769
What?It's brain.

619
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:12,461
Oh, nah. I just need
my shaping helmet.

620
00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:14,636
We have all got to get
to a hospital!

621
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:17,225
I could walk it off.
If I could walk.

622
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,364
What?

623
00:19:18,398 --> 00:19:19,744
-What did he say?
-What?

624
00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,954


625
00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:24,991
[ Snoring ]Jared: Uh-huh.

626
00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:27,683
No, oh, sure, that all sounds
really believable.

627
00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,547
A twin sister no one's
ever heard of before

628
00:19:29,582 --> 00:19:31,066
kidnapped you
and broke your taint?

629
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:33,827
Look, just 'cause some
crazy stuff has happened
to our family in the past

630
00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:34,966
doesn't mean
you have to lie to me

631
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:36,278
to avoid
spending time with me.

632
00:19:36,313 --> 00:19:37,900
You could say
you and Mom wanted

633
00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:39,764
some time alone
to bang or something.

634
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:41,352
ThatI might believe.

635
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:42,526
[ Receiver slams ]I'm out.

636
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,562
This family's stories
are just getting implausible.

637
00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:46,702
I mean, what kind of hijinks are
they gonna get us into next?

638
00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:50,568
God, I'm gonna have to shower to
rinse all the stupid off of me.

639
00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:51,604
[ Door slams ]

640
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:57,196
So stupid.

641
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:03,478
[ Screams ]

642
00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:04,272
[ Screams ]

643
00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:05,445
[ Screams ]

644
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,690
[ Both scream ]

645
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:09,863
What are you doing here?!

646
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:11,555
This is where I shower!

647
00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:12,832
For how long?!
A year!

648
00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:14,420
Did you not see
the steam?!

649
00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:15,731
I thought
it was Nana's smoke!

650
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:16,870
What the hell?!

651
00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:18,700
Wh-What do we do now?
Get out!

652
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:20,633
Oh, okay.
Uh, good idea.

653
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,566
Uh, despite all this,
it was still good seeing you.

654
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,877
Get out!
Okay! I'm sorry!

655
00:20:23,912 --> 00:20:26,328